Thursday, 28 July 2016

(Episode 3): THE JOB STORY







“ JerryOluwatosin Meyer, you attention is being requested in the inner room.”He answered but giggled a bit. “Inner room: is that where the interview is conducted?” he smiled to himself.

The interview wasn’t for too long. An hour plus and he was doing extremely well. After being asked to narrate his loss of his last job which he truthfully did, from beginning to the end. The interviewer asked him one last question.
“Are you a Christian?’’

“Of course,” Jerry responded.

“Are you sure of this, you must however know that all you have said in this room is properly documented and could be used against you at any time at all,” the interviewer stated, lowering the thick coated, gold rolled glasses that glimmered in his eyes.

“Yes, I am sir,” Jerry responded, determined to keep his faith more than the alluring job being offered.

“Okay, then” the interviewer responded. He was determined to push Jerry into a tight spot. He was searching for the best and Jerry had it all but the question mark of honesty hovered like a little demon over Jerry’s head. He felt satisfied.

“Thank you very much for being honest with us. We will get back to you next week, whether or not you are chosen for the job. Any questions?”

Jerry kept mute. “None at all, thank you sir, thank you very much sir.” With that Jerry picked his portfolio and moved out, doing well to quietly shut the door. He moved out waving to the rest as he made for the lift. It wasn’t strange to him anymore. The young lady taught him how to use the lift, so he just followed her instructions - in no time he was down on the ground floor. He waved to the receptionist passing the glass doors to the outside world.

He took the direct bus to Iyana- Ipaja. He slowly drank from the newly improved 7up bottle as he wondered what the interviewer meant by asking him if he was a real Christian. “Hope it’s not about my last job,” he muttered, slowly getting lost in his thoughts. The most important thing is that job; I can’t keep living this life in Lagos like this. The conductor’s hoarse voice jolted him to life as he counted the bus stops mentioning Agege as one. He quickly got off the bus as he walked the short distance to his not too distant home.

On getting home, he made for the shower, trying to relax and get his mind off some of the interview questions. The worst thing that could kill him for sure was worry. He made his mind to go out for a short drive and a small meal. His phone was switched off. Immediately, he turned it on. He saw his fiancee’ message. It read: 

Good afternoon, husband-to-be, how was the interview? I have called you severally. I also said a word of prayer for you. I will be coming over by 4, straight from work, don’t you dare move. Love, Kemi.

He smiled at her thoughtfulness. He felt an immediate surge of happiness as he changed his mind to prepare her favourite: Fried rice, garnished with chicken sauce, coleslaw and plantain. He set to work so he could meet the four o’ clock deadline.

Kemi walked in while he struggled to fry the last bunch of plantain that was now darkish brown instead of the conventional golden brown.
“Who is frying that burnt thing?” She knowingly quipped.

He turned around and happily scooped her in his arms. Kemi wasn’t at all short. They stood at almost the same height but he being a bit taller, he towered over her a bit due to his masculine prowess. She had eyes that lit up the flames of cupid in him and was very much like him. She differed to him from other girls due to her outstanding intellect and analytic mind, perfect communication skills and high intuition hence the foundation of their long standing relationship. He met her in his local church planning committee where she analysed the whole idea of how the 50th anniversary be run.
Her intelligence when he mutinously drilled her out-smarted his. That was his first attraction to a lady after 11 long years. Their togetherness was confirmed after almost a year of prayer and counsel from both his pastor and hers. He had known her officially for 3 years but they became engaged the moment she was confirmed as his life partner. Soon enough, he looked to surprise her with a white wedding. All to come when he gets a job- a stable one.

“I am so sorry for being late. You know I missed you so much that I didn’t know work will close by 4 and at least an hour is needed before I get home. Forgive me, please.”

“C’mon, I am not angry. I just finished preparing dinner.”
Is it the dinner that just got burnt?” she teased him

“Not at all,” He paused as he opened the pot that was a bit transparent concealing the fried rice and he brought the bowl from the freezer with coleslaw. She beamed immediately. This time she hugged him tighter and gave a peck on the cheeks.

“I love you oko mi 

“Solet’s get ready to eat”

They had food and drinks after which Jerry brought a desert made with ice-cream. They lovingly ate it and Jerry took time telling her about his ordeal at the interview and the last puzzling question his interviewer asked.

 ( some months later)

“Do you think they might use it against you?”said kemi

“I hope they don’t. I don’t know what I will do if I lose that job due to my track record.’

“Don’t worry, you won’t lose the job, you won’t” Come here, she called out. He came close to 

her as she let his head rest slightly above her chest cooing him slowly. “It will be fine, dear.”

“See you know what; I don’t understand,” he raised his voice. “I just don’t get it, what are you saying”

“It’s very easy, only that you fail to understand this simple deal”

“Is it a deal you call it? This is fraud! Fraud!!” Jerry exclaimed

“No itisn’t. Can’t you see how lucrative this will be for all of us? The money will be shared equally and you will have a share of it too”

“You have to give me a break to process all this”

Jerry walked out of the conference room, very angry. He got to his door, unlocked it and paced the room, wondering whether it was his destiny to keep losing. He wondered what will become of him if he agreed to this deal. Femi wasn’t wrong saying it would be lucrative and he was the only one who could help because he has always been closely linked to company finances as the best Accountant, Auditor, Finance Manager and Risk taker in the game. But this choice was difficult to make, it was similar to what cost him his job at Cusson plc several months now. At KPMG, life was terribly good. He had gotten a newer car and was about to build a new house for his parents; he just bought the land!!!
He kept on pacing the room, front to back, standard procedure when Abolore walked in.

“Oluwatosin,”Abolore started with his middle name as he always called him, “You are not alone on this, we are 20 on this deal with a lot of money. We just need you to agree- that’s all. You are our main man, join us, please,” Abolore pleaded.

“I had rather lose my job than let you steal.” Jerry moved up close to stand facing him, Do you realise that this same thing cost me a Job at Cussons and almost withdrew my certificate?
“You have no idea how it feels so don’t come up here telling what to do and please do me a favour to shut the door on your way out; I have had enough for today.”

..to be continued  in our next episode.

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