hmm..can someone pls help me out......Who among these 3 drunkards is more drunk?

1. After drinking he went inside the hotel's rest room to urinate and on entering the toilet, he saw the reflection of himself on the mirror and shouted "Oh
sorry, somebody is even here".

                                                        OR

2.After drinking, he got up and started searching for his phone all around. He puts on the phones' torch light (the one he is looking for) to enable him look for the phone and in the process the same phone rang, he picked up and answered"please call me back,I'm looking for my
phone "

                                                       OR
3. After drinking, he entered his car and drove off, onto the major road, he saw Dangote's trailer that has been there for three years, he quietly went and park behind the trailer, after three hours, he started shouting
"what kind of Go slow is this sef!"...thinking he was in a traffic jam.

Enjoy the rest of your day.........#keeplaughing#